Morrie the Toupee Salesman

Not quite the movie, but seems like things are headed downhill in Brooklyn Heights:

“The rats are getting more brave every year,’ said Javier Quintana, a nine-year resident. “I’ve seen some the size of small dogs cruising down the Promenade. But now they’re emerging before dusk. When they’re hungry, they’re hungry.”

Of course there’s lots of very small dogs in NYC, presumably.