Morrie the Toupee Salesman

My pollution photo continues to get a lot of play, featured today on a nowpublic story. The story is about how Canada ranks second last in a study of “consumer habits” related to the environment. It made me smile when I discovered that the U.S. was last, because there’s that whole Canadian inferiority thing which would probably (if this were a sports story) result in lots of lusty cheering because we beat the goddamn Americans and that’s all that counts!