Morrie the Toupee Salesman

I love dealbreaker, and just like The Dark Knight, they have apparently risen to a new level with this piece on Bruce Wayne as white collar criminal:

“Wayne’s criminality is exactly the sort readers of DealBreaker are all too familiar with. He seems to be a white-collar criminal, engaging in the kind of corporate crimes that attract our real-life two-faced prosecutors. He takes corporate resources to pursue his own interests, uses underhanded means to acquire a majority stake in Wayne Enterprises after encouraging an initial public offering, and intimidates a potential whistle-blower.”